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10 Quotes of George Carlin in English

10 Quotes of George Carlin in English

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  1. Ten famous quotes of George Carlin

    1. Always do whatever’s next.
    2. The reason I talk to myself is that I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
    3. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
    4. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
    5. Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
    6. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
    7. Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.
    8. Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
    9. If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
    10. By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

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